Posts Tagged ‘The Shining’

Top Ten Films: 2011

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

10. True Grit


A movie that showed Hollywood it’s still possible to ‘make em like they used to’. And of course it took a pair of wiseass, cinephilic, (former)-enfant-terribles to do it and not some steady-pair-of-hands studio man. The Western is a fascinating genre in that we can see it’s life played out across the decades from birth, the establishment of ground rules with Stagecoach in 1939, the form perfected by Ford and Hawkes in the 40s and 50s, torn apart by Leone and Peckinpah in the 60s and then it’s carcass picked over solemnly by Robert Altman and various other revisionists over the years including Eastwood himself on the other side of the lens.

So whilst every now and then you get someone still trying to make that post-Western Western that’s been done to death, actually the Coens are smart enough to know the best place to go is back to the heyday. This film is played right by the rulebook of the Golden Age but with the Coens trademark acerbic wit to make it all feel just modern enough. The fact this did such solid box office must have meant at least one memo got passed round the studios saying ‘Maybe we don’t need another Eddie Murphy movie. Why don’t we try something good?’.

 

9. Black Swan

This is the first Aronofsky film I’ve actually enjoyed. It being a mash-up of two faves of mine, Repulsion and The Red Shoes sure helps. Felt like a hint of Suspiria was lurking in the DNA too. Plus there’s the basic joy of seeing Mila Kunis go down on Natalie Portman. I mean, if you can’t appreciate that on at least some level, then really why the fuck do you go to the movies? I also loved going to a completely packed-out cinema to see a movie about BALLET.

I still get the feeling that Aronofsky doesn’t make movies as clever as he thinks they are, this feels like middle-brow pop-art being elevated to high art status merely by dint of the excrement surrounding it at the multiplex. And did we need another movie where EVERY female character was batshit nuts and the lone male character was super awesome and in control and all knowing and hey lets fuck? Um, this was meant to be a positive critique of the film. Well, let’s just say I did like it but with major caveats.

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HC North American Tour 2011: New York 02/04

Sunday, April 24th, 2011

If one were to judge a place by the standard of milkshake, New York ranks very high – the Charlie Brown shake available at Sacred Chow consists of bananas, peanut butter, chocolate and coconut milk. Delicious. (Thanks to Dave Shichman of Driven AM for taking me there!) And tis better to judge it by shakes than by clubs for despite being one of the best cities in the world, New York has a distinct lack of club venues suitable for dance music. And the spot I was supposed to play in had to be switched for another at the last minute due to licensing problems. But thankfully the word got out and we had a full house for the show at Drom, which was a lot of hot fun in the end.

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Notes from the Underground

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

The days go on with regularity until suddenly there is a change. Time to thaw out the Contrast after a winter of disco-tense. Two months off from djing. No journal entries. Barely a twitter.

What have I been up to? Giving my ears a rest. And my twin loves of course. The new album is taking shape, many new tracks on the go. You can hear slices soon when I get back on the djing circuit in March. And I’m on the 5th draft of my film script. M. Night Shyamalan said it wasn’t until the 5th draft of The Sixth Sense that he *SPOILER* realised that Bruce Willis’ character was a ghost *SPOILER END*. I can now understand that. It’s like I’ve only just realised what I’ve been trying to say with it during the last two years of work.

The plan is to balance my time and energy between music and film more than ever before. The duality of man.

End Transmission…

Squaring the TRIANGLE

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009


I was gonna say this is the best British horror film since The Descent but making such a nationalistic categorisation is pretty hard these days. The first on screen title tells us this film is funded by the National Lottery but then we hear American accents and see Florida street signs. Edgar Wright had a similar problem in trying to write a list of his favourite British films of recent years, a lot of his first choices turned out to be more American in origin than British. But here at least we have a British writer/director using mainly British money, he’s just telling his tale with an American backdrop (actually, The Descent had that same setup too, ah go figure). Regardless of national distinctions, this is still an unusual and well made horror film. But it poses quite a challenge for the marketing team and critics as the film hinges on some major twists that make it hard to talk about the film without spoiling. I feel the trailer reveals too much for one thing and would not recommend watching it if you feel at all inclined to see this film. If you want a pithy summing up of it, think The Shining meets Primer. On a boat.


Home & A-slay

Home & A-slay

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All The Best People

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Hold on, we haven’t had a post tangentially relating to The Shining for a while so here’s a particularly tenuous one…

BestPeople

In a case of life imitating art, this posh shop in London has used the same line as the eerily elitist manager of the Overlook hotel, Stuart Ullman, did when telling Wendy Torrance about past guests of the hotel…

Stuart Ullman: Four presidents, movie stars… 
Wendy Torrance: Royalty? 
Stuart Ullman: All the best people.

Way to go ‘ad’ people – you’ve invoked a demonic, genocidal, patriarchal force in your attempt to hock some threads to wannabe socialites. Well, actually, if the glove fits…

Video Nicies

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Walking through a London backstreet, I thought I’d been cornered by the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang…

HeadCautionBut thankfully it was just a garbage truck adorned with a severed mannequin’s head. This got me thinking, however, about just how scary the Child Catcher was (is!) and how most things that scared me as a kid were the supposedly family-friendly things whilst horror films and the like were enjoyable larks to me. Maybe this is due to the fact that every corner shop or newsagent I went into to buy my 10p mixture and packet of Garbage Pail Kids stickers was guaranteed to have a video rack sporting titles such as Driller Killer, The Corpse Grinders, Microwave Massacre and Pinnochio. Ah, the bliss of the unregulated! Most of the Hollywood studios were scared of home video and so didn’t release their big titles on it (The Shining (da na!) being a notable exception) which meant that the early boom of the VHS market was left to enterprising indy labels who put out whatever they could get their mitts on – usually cheap horrors and kids films. Great combo when you’re six.

Of course, my Dad didn’t let me watch most of the so-called video nasties until I was at least ten but there was plenty of normal stuff I watched as a kid that in retrospect was far more disturbing:

1. The Child Catcher – Has to be top of the list. Ian Fleming wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but the Child Catcher was a much scarier villain than anything Bond had to face and in fact looks more like a creation of the Chapman Brothers! In this clip Benny Hill faces a Gestapo like interrogation at the hands of the CC who threatens to turn his teeth into a necklace.

2. Watership Down – Beloved rabbit snuff cartoon. Just watch the trailer which even feels like a straight up horror as it sets you up with a false sense of security and then BAM – Fields of blood. Slow motion shotgun death. Bright Eyes.

3. Safety Education Films – These well meaning but disturbing government produced films were shown in school assemblies. One particularly vivid short was informing you of the dangers of playing by electricity pylons – “Darren, there’s a ball by that pylon. Hey, someone’s had a go at this fence. That’s it, Darren… Darren?.. DARREN!”

4. The Theme Tune to Pebble Mill – I don’t know why but the theme tune to this early 80s daytime chat show would send me running out of the room screaming. I can’t find a clip of it, thank goodness, but heres one of Morrissey on the show maintaining a tight grip on his artistic integrity.

5. Willy Wonkas Acid Boat Trip – Centipede crawls across woman’s face. Chicken gets head cut off. Giant lizard. Gene Wilder has an ‘episode’.

6. Early Disney – As suggested by HayleyEve, Pink Elephants on Parade from Dumbo. I had totally forgot about this part of the film, maybe I blanked it out on purpose! The middle part of this sequence sure is freaky, something about the horror of repetition perhaps. And of course, Pinocchio, which is full of joyously disturbing scenes like this one.

Can anyone think of other unintentionally terrifying gems?

Staying at The Overlook Hotel

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

I DJed in Birmingham the other day and stayed at a particularly dispiriting hotel – The Copthorne on a road deceptively called Paradise Circus as it’s actually a roundabout surrounded by tunnels and fly-overs. To be fair though the night porters were quite entertaining (upon finding out I’m a DJ, the one porter asked ‘Why haven’t you brought any girls back to your room?’. I replied ‘Because I have a girlfriend’. To which he turned to the other porter and exclaimed ‘See?!’ which I assume referred to a previous conversation they must have had on fidelity. Either that or they were taking bets on whether I was gay.)

A trick played by many hotels is to make the lobby look as good as possible to lure you in and then once you’re checked in, they hit you with this…

BrumShining

You can’t see it here but there’s actually four rows of industrial lights on the ceiling. Now, I have a fetish for fluorescent strip lighting as much as the next guy but this really felt like some laboratory test room merely simulating living quarters. Like the coffee cups were glued down and the view out the window was just a painting.

It was kinda awesome really. Somehow they managed to make every element of the room completely clash with every other element.

And that’s an adjoining door to another room. Just as I was about to drift off to sleep at around 4am, I heard a roomful of guests arrive next door. I couldn’t help but hear their conversations which thankfully were rather amusing.

Voice 1: So, what do you wanna do? You wanna call some escorts? You want some pussy, man?

Voice 2: Nah, nah, man.

Voice 1: Come on, tell me what you want. You want some pussy in here?

Voice 2: Nah, I’m alright, man. I’ll just have another drink. They’re no good round here, I would only get some escorts if we were in Kazakhstan.

I’ve yet to see the official comparative study on the quality of international escort services but word on the street is Kazakhstan is the shiznit!

A Belgian Cloak Room

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Here’s a snap I took from an overhead walkway at the Transardentes Festival earlier this year that I played at.

Now where's my ticket...

Now where's my ticket...

I had a sense of deja-vu and then remembered this shot from The Making of The Shining

Midnight, the stars and you

And so we’re on to The Shining. You may notice a lot of my posts do this.