Archive for October, 2009

I Am Not Tony. Or Guy

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I was going to cancel the landline in my studio, don’t really use it much myself. But I just can’t let it go because of the quality of the answerphone messages I get. It must be a very special number. One that must be so delightful, people go to ring their brother Dave for a drink or try to win back their favourite cleaning lady (?) but they end up calling my number instead. It just feels right to them. And then they keep ringing back, getting more and more angry that I haven’t called them to arrange a drink or to chase up their hair appointment.

Here’s a prime example…

 

Love that woman’s voice. You can hear the pain of the world pressing down on it. So much so she doesn’t even know her own number. And then when I don’t get back to her, she get’s all shitty. But leaves a polite ‘bye’ at the end. She eventually called at a reasonable hour and I put her out of her misery. ‘It’s not actually a hairdressers conspiracy. Tony & Guy aren’t snubbing you cos you’re too old.’

More wrong numberers soon…

Top Ten DnB Tunes: October

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

There’s so many hot tracks around right now I feel compelled to make a top ten to name check the good chaps behind the music.

1. Full Circle – Bloke4d : A new duo that have a bunch of great tunes, most quite techy but this one is just pure emotional dnb. When I heard it I got straight on to the Hospital head honchos and hopefully this will come out on the NHS.

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Triangular Artwork

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

This rather tasty poster for TRIANGLE is actually not getting used for the main promotion of the film, it’s just a little limited edition one (thanks Loidstar!). 

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Love the geometrical divisions of the poster that suggest triangles and the off-kilter angle of it all invokes the vertiginous nature of the whole film. As well as the doubling that goes on. I much prefer it to the main poster for the film, below, that’s all fine and dandy but doesn’t capture the spirit of TRIANGLE as well as the above one me thinks.

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Which one grabs you the most?

Squaring the TRIANGLE

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009


I was gonna say this is the best British horror film since The Descent but making such a nationalistic categorisation is pretty hard these days. The first on screen title tells us this film is funded by the National Lottery but then we hear American accents and see Florida street signs. Edgar Wright had a similar problem in trying to write a list of his favourite British films of recent years, a lot of his first choices turned out to be more American in origin than British. But here at least we have a British writer/director using mainly British money, he’s just telling his tale with an American backdrop (actually, The Descent had that same setup too, ah go figure). Regardless of national distinctions, this is still an unusual and well made horror film. But it poses quite a challenge for the marketing team and critics as the film hinges on some major twists that make it hard to talk about the film without spoiling. I feel the trailer reveals too much for one thing and would not recommend watching it if you feel at all inclined to see this film. If you want a pithy summing up of it, think The Shining meets Primer. On a boat.


Home & A-slay

Home & A-slay

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A Clockwork Beethoven

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

Here’s a bizarre little gem I picked up in Tokyo for a fiver – a shocking pink bust of Beethoven crossed with Alex from A Clockwork Orange, note lowered head, smirk and fake eyelash.

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